"Спермо-ложь" - запихивание грязи на Масленицы понедельник

Many of you have probably noticed on social media that I was out partying at Carnival? When I got back from the party on Shrove Monday with my guy, he of course immediately wanted to know what was going on in the pub where we were partying. Because HE had wanted me to wear an ULTRA short miniskirt and wanted to know how it worked